I was helping Amy (my 9-year-old cousin) this evening with her homework. Naturally, we started talking about the election.

Me: Did you do a mock vote in class?
Amy: Yeah.
Me: Who did you vote for?
Amy: George Bush.
Me: Really? Why George Bush?
Amy: I don’t know, because he looks better than Kerry. Kerry’s face is too oval.
Me: So you voted for Bush because he looks better than Kerry?
Amy: Pretty much. But then I saw a picture of George Bush in the newspaper today and he looked like a monkey.